Do you like to enjoy mining slowly on blocks and bide your time because you have nothing better to do? Or do you think the Netherite Tool is too hard to get while being too easy to lose when you die? Then this mod is for you!

The Everything Pickaxe

Craftable using 3 crying obsidian and 2 sticks; OR, upgrading from the diamond pickaxe with just 1 crying obdisian.
Repairable using regular obsidian (don't show this to any geologist).
Can mine anything (except for blocks that must use silktouch, and shearables, I have no idea why they don't drop).
Has over 3400 durability points.
Dynamic mining speed! Slower than a stone pickaxe on soft blocks like stone, but faster than a diamond pickaxe on harder blocks like obsidian!

This mod also includes:

The (Enchanted) Everything Bagel

Im not gonna show the recipe here because it's long.
Once you baked the bagel and eat it, you get almost 3 HOURS OF SATURATION!!!!! (even more if it's an Enchanted Everything Bagel).

Wooden spoon

Lets you scoop up a lot of material from blocks and eat it, each of which gives you a variety of effects.

Pinwheel

Spin it and feel yourself moving faser.

Obsidian Anvil

Repairable using lava!!!
Now you dont have to worry about your anvil breaking.

And more items in the mod!!

Eggs, baked and scrambled varieties.

And some silly features

Right clicking a water bucket on a filled map erases it while keeping the scale.
Tipping the everything pickaxe with lingering potions.
Determination (buried in the changelogs :>)

Stay tuned for updates when I have more absurd ideas.